Jason heads to surgery September 20th

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Well for a while now ive been having regular problems with ingrown hairs in my sinus tract (basically at the top of ya crack on ya ass if you wanna get technical)

Docs have finally decided to cut the bastard out

so yeah in i go for an overnight stay and then a weekend lying on my front

funny thing (altho the wife might not think so) is that sept 21st is our wedding anniversary.
So what will we be doing on our 5th wedding anniversary?
heading to vegas?...nope
going out for dinner?...nah ah
anything remotely anniversary like?..not even close
ill be lying in bed doped up on pain killers
wooo...hooo....

mind you i guess ordering some junk food and watching a movie isnt as bad as it could be

Subject: Re: Jason heads to surgery September 20th Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:09 pm

LOL thanks for sharing your ass issues with the board ( not that we have that many people here as yet heh )

as for our anniversary, you lay on your face with junk and a movie. I may have to go out drinking and dancing Razz

kidding... maybe. Razz

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wow best anniversary ... EVER
movie, junk food AND get rid of the wife

Subject: Re: Jason heads to surgery September 20th Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:19 pm

sounds like a rocking hot night to me Laughing

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just make sure if you score i get pics!!!

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And please make sure NOONE else sees it.......

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Liar mel, you know youll be first in line for reprints

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Your right.... Blow them up so I can put them on the lounge room wall wall.....

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prints on the way

6' x 4'

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so... they are finally giving you an ass operation, there are plenty of jokes that go with that hey.. Don't make an ASS of yourself hehehe

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lmao im sure youve heard them ALL
cmon you know you wanna
give us your BEST one

Subject: Re: Jason heads to surgery September 20th Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:49 pm

hehe so if i had an ass operation is that the same as a divorce? heheheh

( sorry couldnt help it )

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lets find out
papers are in the mail....
Twisted Evil

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Yer Amy it's something like that.. and Jace I dont know what you are talking about, I only want to ASSk you a question hehehehe

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oh do i detect and Ace Ventura reference

now theres something that needs to be "found" online

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Man just going back and reading it, I can't believe that you guys have been married 5 years!!! seems like only yesterday

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yeah i know
actually wait no its the opposite for me
feels like its been 50 years....
Razz

Subject: Re: Jason heads to surgery September 20th Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:13 am

mel wrote:: Man just going back and reading it, I can't believe that you guys have been married 5 years!!! seems like only yesterday

yeah mel the correct amount of time is for.. fucking.. ever LOL

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oh snap!!!
first swear word
its all down hill now

admins have been notified

Subject: Jeeze.... Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:16 am

just join this forum and what do i see??? a conversation about asses and hairy ones at that...scary shit!!! and my very first post is about asses....omg time to head for the hills methinks! affraid

Subject: Re: Jason heads to surgery September 20th Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:17 am

JasonBarrett wrote:: oh snap!!!
first swear word
its all down hill now

admins have been notified

hehe should i be scared now ? will you spank me ? can i spank myself ? Laughing

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omfg
trust women to take up talk of spanking asses.....

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