The Chillery

Place for us all to hang out and avoid doing the various things im SURE we should all be off doing
HomeFAQSearchRegisterMemberlistUsergroupsLog in

Share | 

 tequilla christmas cake recipe

Go down 
Amy Barrett

Posts : 238
Join date : 2007-09-04
Age : 41
Location : Torbay

PostSubject: tequilla christmas cake recipe   Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:03 pm

Tequila Christmas Cake


1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit


Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the lequita to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.


(on pregnancy tests) "What if the whole person is a false negative? Can that throw the test off?" - Munter
~Outrageous Fortune~
Back to top Go down
View user profile
tequilla christmas cake recipe
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
» Christmas Cake
» Coconut cake recipe request
» Cup Cake Recipe
» Cake recipes please
» Christmas pudding

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
The Chillery :: Chit Chat :: General Banter-
Jump to: