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PostSubject: part 2 of 2 ..... RISQUE   Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:35 am

Q. What is the difference between " ooooooh"and " aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch!
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PostSubject: Re: part 2 of 2 ..... RISQUE   Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:38 am

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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch!

haha best oen for last

nice one Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: part 2 of 2 ..... RISQUE   Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:41 am

ahahah ok couldnt quite send this one out LOL

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PostSubject: Re: part 2 of 2 ..... RISQUE   Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:49 am

go on be a devil!!!!! LMAO!!!! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: part 2 of 2 ..... RISQUE   Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:29 am

yeah amy and work appropriate emails dont have the best relationship...

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