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PostSubject: fliday jokes...adult theme pt 2   Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:19 am

Embarassed what women would do if they had a penis for a day

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......
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PostSubject: Re: fliday jokes...adult theme pt 2   Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:35 am

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

according to the "Mans Bible" one of the 10 commandments is..

"Thou shalt not address nor gaze at another person whilst using a public facility"

its just basically known bathroom etiquette for men..


see women dont know EVERYTHING :p

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PostSubject: Re: fliday jokes...adult theme pt 2   Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:54 am

JasonBarrett wrote:
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

according to the "Mans Bible" one of the 10 commandments is..

"Thou shalt not address nor gaze at another person whilst using a public facility"

its just basically known bathroom etiquette for men..


see women dont know EVERYTHING :p

Yup bro... an unwritten rule hardwired into ever man's brain
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PostSubject: Re: fliday jokes...adult theme pt 2   Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:21 pm

i spose tho its in the same basket as guys thinking all women do is have pillow fights in lingerie when they hang out....

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PostSubject: Re: fliday jokes...adult theme pt 2   Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:32 am

I think at women's locker rooms at gyms they have massive lesbian orgies and soap each other up in the showers. (in slo motion too)
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PostSubject: Re: fliday jokes...adult theme pt 2   Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:52 am

and all women when disrobed have the physique of a playboy bunny and the sexual appetite of a rutting rhino....

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