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PostSubject: Blonde Jokes   Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:53 am

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year's hide and seek winner


two irishmen are given the job of finding out the height of a flagpole, while they are fighting over how they are going to tackle the problem, a blond walks by, takes a spanner from her handbag, removes the anchor bolts and carefully lays the pole on the ground, she then takes a tape measure from her bag and measures the pole " 10 metres" she says to the irishmen then walks off. One irishman says to the other " typical blond, here we are wanting the height and she gives us the length"

A man was in his front yard mowing his lawn when his attractive blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL"

Whats the most active muscle in a blonde?
A penis
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:34 pm

LOL not sure if the blondes in the office will like those as much as i did LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:08 pm

and i know one brunette that coudl easily win that competition

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:01 am

sheesh jace you havnt even met kim, dont be so mean Laughing
/wonders if kim is brunette or not

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:05 am

you know EXACTLY to whom i am referring tard....

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