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PostSubject: More Jokes 2....   Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:47 am

A teacher explaining biology to her 1st grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went Fffff, Fffff, Fffff ..... and before he could say 'F**k', the rottweiler ate him.
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PostSubject: Re: More Jokes 2....   Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:32 pm

you just know i am sharing these around the office dont ya ?LOL

(on pregnancy tests) "What if the whole person is a false negative? Can that throw the test off?" - Munter
~Outrageous Fortune~
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