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Join date : 2007-09-05
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PostSubject: More Jokes....   Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:47 am

A woman goes into the grocery store and asks a clerk for broccoli. "Sorry maam, we don't have any broccoli." She continues to shop and comes upon the same clerk, and asks for broccoli. "No, ma'am, we don't have any broccoli." She finishes up her shopping and asks the same clerk for broccoli. "Lady," the clerk says, "spell TOM as in tomato". she says, "T-O-M". "Now spell POT as in potato." "P-O-T". "Now spell F**K as in BROCCOLI". "There is no 'f**k' in broccoli". "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: More Jokes....   Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:29 pm

hahah brilliant
think i can use something equivalant on my customers? LOL

(on pregnancy tests) "What if the whole person is a false negative? Can that throw the test off?" - Munter
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