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Join date : 2007-09-05
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PostSubject: Nudder Joke..   Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:03 am

A young chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reasurring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want, you juss want? he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls...Numbaa 69" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her..."You want...Garlic Chicken with Steam Vegetable?"
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PostSubject: Re: Nudder Joke..   Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:16 pm

LOL!!! I liked that one! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Nudder Joke..   Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:29 am

Laughing love it !

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