Since we are on religion, if you've got plenty of time you should check out this site
http://jaypinkerton.com/backofthebible.html where some guy is reviewing the books of the minor prophets of the Bible. It is funny.
He's worked out the basic plot structure of all of these books:
"Hi, my name's _________, and I'll be your prophet this evening!"
"Did you know God loves you? He does! He's also furious with you!"
[Long, damning vitriol about your unfaithfulness to God]
[Graphic, slightly erotic description of your murder at the hands of same]
[Clumsy allegory involving figs, adders, locusts, hookers, etc.]
"But if you act now, you'll not only earn the Lord's forgiveness... you'll get this handsome set of steak knives! Call 1-800-REPENTANCE! Don't wait!"
Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:29 am
