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PostSubject: Mankind is doomed...   Mankind is doomed... Icon_minitimeTue Oct 16, 2007 3:29 am

... if people like this are allowed to continue breeding


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PostSubject: Re: Mankind is doomed...   Mankind is doomed... Icon_minitimeTue Oct 16, 2007 4:45 am

mankind doomed and religion

why do those 3 words fit together so well....

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PostSubject: Re: Mankind is doomed...   Mankind is doomed... Icon_minitimeTue Oct 16, 2007 6:09 am

Since we are on religion, if you've got plenty of time you should check out this site http://jaypinkerton.com/backofthebible.html where some guy is reviewing the books of the minor prophets of the Bible. It is funny.

He's worked out the basic plot structure of all of these books:



"Hi, my name's _________, and I'll be your prophet this evening!"

"Did you know God loves you? He does! He's also furious with you!"

[Long, damning vitriol about your unfaithfulness to God]

[Graphic, slightly erotic description of your murder at the hands of same]

[Clumsy allegory involving figs, adders, locusts, hookers, etc.]

"But if you act now, you'll not only earn the Lord's forgiveness... you'll get this handsome set of steak knives! Call 1-800-REPENTANCE! Don't wait!"
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PostSubject: George Carlin said it best...   Mankind is doomed... Icon_minitimeTue Oct 16, 2007 10:06 am

Hear it from the man himself...

Mankind is doomed... Story.carlin.bw

What a fucking genius!
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PostSubject: Re: Mankind is doomed...   Mankind is doomed... Icon_minitimeTue Oct 16, 2007 6:33 pm

roofus is a GOD!!!!


be excellent to each other

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